Damnit, I’ll still vote for Bloomberg

At this point, there’s really nothing Bloomberg could do that would make me not vote for him. But goddamn he’s trying!

Now I’m getting mail From Crazy People for Bloomberg. I can’t believe that Diaz Quanqelina loves Mike soooo much that he’s willing to hand-friggin-write a double sided post card explaining why Mike will look after my transit needs. He covers LIRR, bridges and tunnels, 311, subways, buses, and a campaign slogan all in 48 square inches of hand-friggin-written text.

But you see Diaz (or somebody) knocked on our door a while back and my wife said transit was our main issue. I wish she had said bicycles. I wonder what we would have gotten in the mail then? Maybe an “I [heart] my Bike Moonblerg” bell or something. Hmmm, that’s not a bad idea.

This shit is crazy, yo! Save your money, Mike! You got my vote. And the more you send me the less I like you.